May 2013
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow
activelyprocrastinating:
jaclcfrost:
who needs the american dream when you have
Who needs ANYTHING when you have this?
I need to figure out something for breakfast that I like as much as pop tarts, and is as easy as pop tarts, but is healthier than pop tarts.
Listen
Why doesn’t Netflix have any workout videos anymore? :(
I’ve lost sooooo many followers since summer vacation started.
Oh well.
It’s martini time!
Being a stay-at-home doggy mom is more work than anticipated.
I can’t figure out how to log into the boyfriend’s computer, so one more day of blogging from my phone.
On the plus side, he left his coffee behind so I didn’t have to make any for myself.
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
One last sleep without my honey.
Especially the Lies...: rosalarian:... →
rosalarian:
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON!…